Beards

 So while i was preparing an important discourse on the study of circuits for my classes, i came across a friend's blog who asked the profound question, "what if we all had beards?" Koreans, or Asians for that matter, aren't particularly known for their ability to grow full, complete, santa-clause beards. But what if we could?

It would be awesome.

So out of coincidental procrastination (yes, even teachers still get it), i give you some examples.

"Urban class"

"Batman's Beard"


"Beard taste funny"


"Married Beards"


"Beards"
 

Even Better

Today was a test day for my students. In one class, during their exam, i brought out a HUGE bag of jolly ranchers and set it on the table so that all of them could see. Then i asked, "does anybody want a jolly rancher? to which they replied with a loud and resounding, "YES!!! PLEASE!!" To which i then replied, "too bad suckas, finish your exam!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ah, the power...

Of course, i gave them each a jolly rancher at the end of class.

Today, as my students were entering the classroom before class started, one of my students asked me if there was going to be a quiz over last night's reading assignment, to which I replied, "no, so relax!" Then, promptly after the bell rang and class began, i announced, "Pop quiz suckas!" HAHAHAHAHAHa...they hate me, but i know they love me.